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I’m struggling right now.

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

This Is Why I Practice Yoga.

sarahbethyoga:


I love this short article, it’s raw, honest and humble. 

  • I practice yoga because it keeps me healthy, limber and pain free from scoliosis pain and migraines.
  • I practice yoga because it’s helping me creating a loving relationship with myself and my body.
  • I practice because it is a healthy way to release stress that would otherwise be released on my loved ones or manifest physically within my body.
  • I practice yoga because it is a practice of discipline, patience and persistence, all things I would like more of. I could go on and on!
  • I practice yoga because I believe there is a direct correlation to regular practice and my Ulcerative Colitis remission.
  • I practice yoga because I love how easy meditation is right after/during Savasana.
  • I practice yoga because I share it with the internets and if I stopped practicing completely I would fall apart and hermit from the world.
  • I practice yoga because I’ve seen an immense amount of mental and physical growth since I started over 7 years ago, especially in the last 3.5 years, and I’m excited about what is to come if I continue. 
  • I practice yoga because it makes me feel alive! 

"I practice yoga because ______________________." (fill in the blank) ?

It reminds me to breathe, and take a moment to chill. And I’d be a liar if I said I didn’t like being able to hold balances that some macho guys can’t.


Every time I see a post about hymens and virginity, I need to say this and reiterate it and just make everyone understand:
your first time is not supposed to hurt
your first time is not supposed to hurt
your first time is not supposed to hurt
IT IS NOT A REQUIREMENT TO BLEED FOR YOUR FIRST TIME
REASONS YOU MIGHT BLEED FOR YOUR FIRST TIME:
Not enough lubrication.
Not enough preparation.
Not enough foreplay.
Your partner is a giant dicksplash.
TIPS AND HINTS FOR YOUR FIRST TIME THAT I WISH I HAD:
LUBE IS YOUR VERY BEST FRIEND! Yes the vagina secretes a fluid that can act as a natural lubricant but that is not enough for vaginal sex. And for some women (like myself), they do not secrete nearly enough for even penetration, let alone sex. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH LUBE.
FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY!!! You want to be good and turned on, like super turned on, coz the more you’re aroused, the more pliant and warm your vagina is going to be, and it’s more likely to allow a dick in without tearing. Like even when you’re giving birth, doctors nowadays will actually massage the outer rim of your vagina so that everything loosens up and allows A FUCKING BABY TO BE BORN WITHOUT TEARING YOU.
PREPARATION (WHICH IS SOMEWHAT RELATED TO FOREPLAY)!!!! If you have never had anything in your vagina before, you’re probs gonna need a couple fingers in there to help you loosen up. This can easily be tied into foreplay.
A GENTLE, UNDERSTANDING LOVER WHO KNOWS AND RESPECTS THE ABOVE HINTS!!!! You don’t have to be in love with the person you first have sex with, but it should be someone who respects you and your boundaries!!! Before having sex with someone, explain to them these things and your masturbatory experience, your wants and needs. If they don’t respect that THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR VAGINA.
Basically it comes down to this: if your partner says “it’s normal to bleed the first time,” sit him (or her) down and talk to them about what actually happens and how it’s supposed to go. If they respect that, cool. If they don’t, fuck ‘em. Actually no, don’t fuck them, dump their ass and find someone who doesn’t subscribe to the belief that anything as lovely and intimate as your first time having sex has to hurt.
This is a basic patriarchal myth to both scare women from having sex, as well as contribute to the laziness of men in terms of making sex enjoyable for their female partners.
Sex never has to hurt. And don’t you dare let anyone tell you that it fucking has to.
If you have health problems that legitimately make vaginal intercourse hurt, there are a billion other things you can do with your partner, and you should communicate your health issues to every single partner. Again, if they respect that, rock on. If they don’t, tell them ‘adios’ and leave the bedroom.
even more information about the hymen

Every time I see a post about hymens and virginity, I need to say this and reiterate it and just make everyone understand:

your first time is not supposed to hurt

your first time is not supposed to hurt

your first time is not supposed to hurt

IT IS NOT A REQUIREMENT TO BLEED FOR YOUR FIRST TIME

REASONS YOU MIGHT BLEED FOR YOUR FIRST TIME:

  • Not enough lubrication.
  • Not enough preparation.
  • Not enough foreplay.
  • Your partner is a giant dicksplash.

TIPS AND HINTS FOR YOUR FIRST TIME THAT I WISH I HAD:

  • LUBE IS YOUR VERY BEST FRIEND! Yes the vagina secretes a fluid that can act as a natural lubricant but that is not enough for vaginal sex. And for some women (like myself), they do not secrete nearly enough for even penetration, let alone sex. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH LUBE.
  • FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY!!! You want to be good and turned on, like super turned on, coz the more you’re aroused, the more pliant and warm your vagina is going to be, and it’s more likely to allow a dick in without tearing. Like even when you’re giving birth, doctors nowadays will actually massage the outer rim of your vagina so that everything loosens up and allows A FUCKING BABY TO BE BORN WITHOUT TEARING YOU.
  • PREPARATION (WHICH IS SOMEWHAT RELATED TO FOREPLAY)!!!! If you have never had anything in your vagina before, you’re probs gonna need a couple fingers in there to help you loosen up. This can easily be tied into foreplay.
  • A GENTLE, UNDERSTANDING LOVER WHO KNOWS AND RESPECTS THE ABOVE HINTS!!!! You don’t have to be in love with the person you first have sex with, but it should be someone who respects you and your boundaries!!! Before having sex with someone, explain to them these things and your masturbatory experience, your wants and needs. If they don’t respect that THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR VAGINA.

Basically it comes down to this: if your partner says “it’s normal to bleed the first time,” sit him (or her) down and talk to them about what actually happens and how it’s supposed to go. If they respect that, cool. If they don’t, fuck ‘em. Actually no, don’t fuck them, dump their ass and find someone who doesn’t subscribe to the belief that anything as lovely and intimate as your first time having sex has to hurt.

This is a basic patriarchal myth to both scare women from having sex, as well as contribute to the laziness of men in terms of making sex enjoyable for their female partners.

Sex never has to hurt. And don’t you dare let anyone tell you that it fucking has to.

If you have health problems that legitimately make vaginal intercourse hurt, there are a billion other things you can do with your partner, and you should communicate your health issues to every single partner. Again, if they respect that, rock on. If they don’t, tell them ‘adios’ and leave the bedroom.

even more information about the hymen

(Source: candidlycara)

snakes-in-the-tardis:

toastdurr:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT

We don’t consider that candy

Yeah, PopTarts are part of your complete breakfast.

snakes-in-the-tardis:

toastdurr:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT

We don’t consider that candy

Yeah, PopTarts are part of your complete breakfast.

I thought I wanted to go out tonight.
But now I’m kinda sleepy.
And then there was a clip on TV of Magic Mike came on TV and I’m thinking maybe I just need to watch that.

grimm-for-life:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

I work in a place where I am paid to uphold the imaginary setting and story and so many parents and adults work ACTIVELY to shut down my attempts. I spend 10 minutes telling a great fun story about the location, watching the kid’s eyes light up, only to have the adult step in, wrench the child away and tell them “you don’t want to do that. It’s just a stupid show. It’s not even a ride.” People wonder why creativity is dying. I always, always, react to kids casting “spells” on me with their just purchased magic wand. I always tell them to take good care of their stuffed Minions, Owls, and Pygmy Puffskeins. And they appreciate it. A little girl with a purple puff named “Sparkles” remembered me after an hour of having been away from the attraction due to downtime. She came back and she showed me. Showed me that Sparkles was still doing great as she went inside. It means a lot to kids to be played with and acknowledged in a world where adults are running from thing to thing but not really enjoying any of it.

I get frustrated with some of my coworkers because they shut down everything imaginary and pretend. For Saint Patrick’s Day, I’d printed out pictures of leprechauns and stuff. a teacher came in while a kid was coloring it and asked him if it was fiction or non-fiction. And he said non-fiction. And the teacher was all “no, no, no, it is fiction. That is not real”. And I get trying to teach fiction vs non-fiction, but come on. Earlier that week kids were asking me if leprechauns were real, and I said maybe, because hell, they could be. They could have been, I don’t know. I’m willing to entertain those possibilities, not only for myself but for my students because it just makes life a little brighter.

grimm-for-life:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

I work in a place where I am paid to uphold the imaginary setting and story and so many parents and adults work ACTIVELY to shut down my attempts. I spend 10 minutes telling a great fun story about the location, watching the kid’s eyes light up, only to have the adult step in, wrench the child away and tell them “you don’t want to do that. It’s just a stupid show. It’s not even a ride.” People wonder why creativity is dying. I always, always, react to kids casting “spells” on me with their just purchased magic wand. I always tell them to take good care of their stuffed Minions, Owls, and Pygmy Puffskeins. And they appreciate it. A little girl with a purple puff named “Sparkles” remembered me after an hour of having been away from the attraction due to downtime. She came back and she showed me. Showed me that Sparkles was still doing great as she went inside. It means a lot to kids to be played with and acknowledged in a world where adults are running from thing to thing but not really enjoying any of it.

I get frustrated with some of my coworkers because they shut down everything imaginary and pretend. For Saint Patrick’s Day, I’d printed out pictures of leprechauns and stuff. a teacher came in while a kid was coloring it and asked him if it was fiction or non-fiction. And he said non-fiction. And the teacher was all “no, no, no, it is fiction. That is not real”. And I get trying to teach fiction vs non-fiction, but come on. Earlier that week kids were asking me if leprechauns were real, and I said maybe, because hell, they could be. They could have been, I don’t know. I’m willing to entertain those possibilities, not only for myself but for my students because it just makes life a little brighter.

sassychict:

creative-gold:

Just some advice for y’all.

Son…… THIS!!!!

sassychict:

creative-gold:

Just some advice for y’all.

Son…… THIS!!!!

duplication:

my dog knows me better than my parents

desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.